Christmas gifts for Cat Person

Cotton twill bananas stuffed with 100 percent organic catnip, made in the USA. The toy cats actually keep playing with.

Elevated porcelain bowl that eases neck strain and whisker fatigue. Dishwasher and microwave safe, non-slip base.

Hardcover of cat photos and stories from thirty countries by the Kitten Lady and a pro cat photographer. Instant New York Times bestseller, 320 pages.

Corrugated cardboard turntable with a spinning deck and posable tone arm. The cat scratches, the owner gets the joke.

Steel-frame window hammock on industrial suction cups rated past 50 pounds. Folds flat so the blinds still close.

Reversible recycled-cardboard scratcher shaped like modern furniture. Saves the sofa and looks like it belongs in the room.

Walnut-finish cat tower with a cube den, memory foam cushions, and seagrass scratching posts. Furniture first, cat tree second.

Wi-Fi fountain with a UV-C clarifier, triple filter, and app alerts when the water runs low. Two liters and near silent.

Self-cleaning litter box with app monitoring, weight tracking, and odor control. Nobody scoops again.